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A male frog and a male squid just got married on this episode of grim adventures and they kissed and that show was on like 7 years ago

That girl is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet!  

The Parent Trap. (1998)

Willow and Oz are so damn cute

simonsgrandpasweaters:

THE MOST

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HEARTBREAKINGLY AWESOME

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LOVE STORY

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IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES

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LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

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THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE

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SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”

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AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY

Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.

sarah531:

In the film adaptation of Holes, the poem that Sam finishes for Kate is Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe. It fits…

[The poem / The scene]

I’m watching Holes and I forgot just how much I loved Sam and Katherine.

The way he looks at her and the way she keeps him around by asking him to fix things and the way that he never says no to her and “I can fix that” IM JUST SO IN LOVE WITH THEM

burgertv:

Looking for love? Try this line on anyone, and they will fall in love with you 100% guaranteed

(Source: BURGERTV)

He asked if I could loan him 1800 dollars and he said he’d give me 1500 before I leave.

So my friend with benefits is trying to get me to give him 3000 dollars so he can buy a car

Keep in mind, this is the same guy who rated me a 5 out of 10, makes me feel like shit about myself constantly, and got mad at me and ignored me because I accidentally cockblocked him